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Nick: i heard you on the phone earlier with your bf...why did yall break up this time?

Daphne: man, he be on some other stuff....i be...

- Nick interrupts -

Nick: naw, when you say that, usually it be your fault as to why it didn't go so well. you're my sister so i know you! don't even try me like that.

- Daphne laughs -

Daphne: naw, for real though, Nick. he be on some other stuff! it's cool though now. we straight.

Nick: yeah for now...

Daphne: yeah, whatever. hey, one of my friends had a threesome with her boyfriend and somebody she knew. and i was like, "girl, my man wouldn't be for that!" and she was arguing me down that i was wrong. so i was like, "whatever."

Nick: ok, first of all, i hate to break it to you, but she was right! Daph, think about it. ain't no dude in his right mind gonna pass that up if you're offering. second of all, yall are in HIGH SCHOOL! no teenage guy in his right mind is gonna pass that up!!!! *he laughs* are you serious??

Daphne: whatever, my man ain't gonna do that. i know him and he wouldn't do that cuz it's nasty. i know he wouldn't.

Nick: oh yeah? call him right now. ask him.

Daphne: fine, i will!

- she calls -

BF: hello?

Daphne: hey baby, what you doin? you busy?...

BF: nah wassup?

Daphne: ok, i want you to be completely honey with me...

BF: ok.

Daphne: if i asked you to do a threesome wit me, would you do it?

BF: (pause)

Daphne: would you???

- Nick laughs -

BF: hell yeah! why? you down?

Nick: damn, i heard that through the phone, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i told you!

Daphne: man, that ain't even cool, that's nasty. bye.

- she hangs up -

Nick: you can't get mad at him becuz he's being a guy. and furthermore, you can't ask him questions that you're not ready to face the answers...you shouldn't have told him to be honest if you weren't ready. now you mad over something you caused.

Daphne: .....man, fuck both of yall.

- Nick laughs even harder -

Nick: if you need more confirmation, i'll call my girl...

- he calls on speakerphone -

GF: hey sweety!

Nick: babe, listen to this....

- he explains -

Nick: now do you think a guy would pass that up?

GF: uh, most likely not. that's like an effin gold mine to most dudes...

Daphne: but it's nasty though!

Nick: (laughs) it doesn't matter, Daphne!!!! i rest my case. imma call you later, babe.

GF: yeah, she trippin if she thinks that...and you better not call me on some 2 minute shit again next time. i be actually wantin to talk, ya know?!

Nick: fine! bye honey!

GF: (laughs) bye nigga

Daphne: i hate yall.

Nick: (laughs) girl shut up.