is there really an excuse?

yeah, so i had a conversation with a male friend of mine. for the sake of his identity, we are just going to refer to him as Elliot cuz ladies, the way he thinks will indeed have him in a dark corner somewhere lookin over his shoulder for the next woman to fuck him up....but that's just my opinion.

so anyway, my friend, Elliot thinks it's ok to cheat on women...hell, he thinks it's ok to cheat period! why does Elliot think this? becuz Elliot is an asshole, lol, but nah, seriously. Elliot thinks that it is ok for one to cheat on his/her significant other whether he/she's married or not becuz 1.) you only live once, 2.) you can have protected sex, and 3.) "everybody does it anyway."

....ok, Elliot. what the fuck? first of all, fuck only living once, having protected sex, and doing what everybody else does. that's just a lame ass excuse for you to be a fucking whore!!!! who, in their right mind would want the person that they love dearly to cheat on them and vice versa? do you know why the whores and whoremongers keep that shit a secret? BECUZ IT'S UNACCEPTABLE!!! i'll be damned if my boyfriend is cheating on me and i'm just like, "ok, well, everybody does it anyway and i'm sure he used protection. i guess i'll go cheat on him now."

like, seriously, what is the fuckin point of a one-on-one relationship if you got John, Jack, Suzy, and Stephanie running in and out of your goddamn house???? JUST BE THE WHORE THAT YOU ARE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

who gives a shit what everybody else does. in the end, YOU are are held accountable for YOURSELF. no one can take the wrap for you if you get STDs, children, and a whole lot of angry ass women/men that are ready to come and fuck you and your family up so they can stop your sorry ass bloodline.

and yes, i did tell him all of this. he's a good friend but a very bad companion. yes, he's going to die alone. may God help the women that he is screwing over.

well, i'm done. =]

- JuiCe <3

ps - oh and remember....

so i changed my mind...

OK, so technically, i did log out but i changed my mind and came back becuz i wanted to share something i wrote a while back in my teenage years. you know, you alwayz have something that you're actually proud of that you did and you want other people to read it or see it, whatever it might be. it's like it's your "moment".

well, here's one of my many moments. it's called "She Ain't Know". it's a song. =]

*disclaimer: i wrote this song cuz i wanted to be as STUPID as the Ying Yang Twins since they were making money off of that very thing that i am like so allergic to...BULLSHIT!!! and I even pictured them performing it which is why their name is in it, but THEY DIDN'T WRITE IT!!! so don't ask me...IT'S COMEDY PEOPLE! have a fuckin laugh. it's good for the soul.


She Ain't Know
by: JuiCey
created: August 7, 2005 3:13pm


Louis, Gucci, no one knows
why this nigga got so many hoes
Ecko, Prada, Baby Phat
buyin dem things to get dat cat
They so dumb they fall for it
'posed to make him crawl for it
Easy as a piece of cake
got her pregnant? it's too late!

Cuz she ain't know how to close
She just ain't know how to close...

Congratulations! it's a girl!
born into this big ol' world.
Gonna be just like her mama,
walkin' 'round creatin drama.
Gonna be just like her daddy,
gonna bump, jump, hump, cum all in the Caddy.
Poor lil baby was born dis way
don't cry girl, it'll be ok.
You just know you'll alwayz have friends.
You'll alwayz have friends called the Ying Yang Twins!

She ain't know how to close
she let 'em skeet, skeet, skeet
on her nose...
Ha! ah yup!

12 years later, I walk in the door
lil shawty & a nigga all on the floor.
Kicked him out & whooped her ass
asked her where her parents at.
I said, "They ain't here?" "They 'posed to."
"They dropped you off?" "They 'posed to."
"They picked you up?" "They 'posed to."
"Well, why you tryna fuck?" "Cuz I want to."

HANH!
Aw naw, it's cuz she ain't know
how to close
she let 'em skeet, skeet, skeet on her nose
Lil shawty was born dat way!



LMAOOOOOOOOOOO....so what do ya think? =]

btw, happy halloween.

yeah yeah i know....

ok! so....*smacks teeth*....so, i know it's been a while.

haven't "blogged" my thoughts, opinions, sayings and what not since like 10/11 days ago, but ummm bear wit me. i be doin junk so you know how that goes.

anywho! for those that didn't know, my name is JuiCe. could go by JuiCey to a selected few. *wink* lol...hi, nice to meet you. a few things you should know about yours truly:

1.) i am allergic to bullshit.

2.) if you lie to me, i'll jump on your ass like a spider monkey.

3.) i use fucking curse words like 75% of the damn time....by the way, whoever said that these particular words were curse words? i'm goin to look that shit up on wikipedia in a bit, lol...

4.) stupidity is a one way ticket to my ass. so have your lips puckered and ready!

5.) i like long walks on the beach, lol...just kidding. i actually HATE the beach. =

6.) truth.com meets truth.net. i <3 Cooley!!!!!!!

7.) sarcasm plays a small role in my life....can't ya tell?

8.) why am i typing this shit? this ain't myspace...

fuck that. *logs out*

kidnapped?

ok, so there's this guy that i've been pretty much ignoring for the past 2 months or so. it's not like i think he's weird or anything [actually i do, heh]. it's just the simple fact that he is like...annoying more than actually you know, worth talking to.

he was cool at first but then he started to get a little obssessive with talking to me and what not. even went as far as to joking about kidnapping me and keeping me forever like i was some kind of pet or some shit becuz he like me so much....uhhh, is it me? or does this mofo sound crazy as hell??

and he has the preception of life that there are only 2 societies and you're either in or out. there's the ugly society and the beautiful society....basically meaning that if you're ugly, you're gonna get nowhere really in love but if you're beautiful, you are. he says i'm out of his league and that i'm way too beautiful for him and so is everyone else and all he is going to do all his life is fantasize....and then here comes the kidnapping "joke" again.

idk, i think he means well but something is...well, missing! he did tell me his mother died when he was smaller. maybe there's some kinda connection with that and women...