OK, so technically, i did log out but i changed my mind and came back becuz i wanted to share something i wrote a while back in my teenage years. you know, you alwayz have something that you're actually proud of that you did and you want other people to read it or see it, whatever it might be. it's like it's your "moment".
well, here's one of my many moments. it's called "She Ain't Know". it's a song. =]
*disclaimer: i wrote this song cuz i wanted to be as STUPID as the Ying Yang Twins since they were making money off of that very thing that i am like so allergic to...BULLSHIT!!! and I even pictured them performing it which is why their name is in it, but THEY DIDN'T WRITE IT!!! so don't ask me...IT'S COMEDY PEOPLE! have a fuckin laugh. it's good for the soul.
She Ain't Know
by: JuiCey
created: August 7, 2005 3:13pm
Louis, Gucci, no one knows
why this nigga got so many hoes
Ecko, Prada, Baby Phat
buyin dem things to get dat cat
They so dumb they fall for it
'posed to make him crawl for it
Easy as a piece of cake
got her pregnant? it's too late!
Cuz she ain't know how to close
She just ain't know how to close...
Congratulations! it's a girl!
born into this big ol' world.
Gonna be just like her mama,
walkin' 'round creatin drama.
Gonna be just like her daddy,
gonna bump, jump, hump, cum all in the Caddy.
Poor lil baby was born dis way
don't cry girl, it'll be ok.
You just know you'll alwayz have friends.
You'll alwayz have friends called the Ying Yang Twins!
She ain't know how to close
she let 'em skeet, skeet, skeet
on her nose...
Ha! ah yup!
12 years later, I walk in the door
lil shawty & a nigga all on the floor.
Kicked him out & whooped her ass
asked her where her parents at.
I said, "They ain't here?" "They 'posed to."
"They dropped you off?" "They 'posed to."
"They picked you up?" "They 'posed to."
"Well, why you tryna fuck?" "Cuz I want to."
HANH!
Aw naw, it's cuz she ain't know
how to close
she let 'em skeet, skeet, skeet on her nose
Lil shawty was born dat way!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO....so what do ya think? =]
well, here's one of my many moments. it's called "She Ain't Know". it's a song. =]
*disclaimer: i wrote this song cuz i wanted to be as STUPID as the Ying Yang Twins since they were making money off of that very thing that i am like so allergic to...BULLSHIT!!! and I even pictured them performing it which is why their name is in it, but THEY DIDN'T WRITE IT!!! so don't ask me...IT'S COMEDY PEOPLE! have a fuckin laugh. it's good for the soul.
She Ain't Know
by: JuiCey
created: August 7, 2005 3:13pm
Louis, Gucci, no one knows
why this nigga got so many hoes
Ecko, Prada, Baby Phat
buyin dem things to get dat cat
They so dumb they fall for it
'posed to make him crawl for it
Easy as a piece of cake
got her pregnant? it's too late!
Cuz she ain't know how to close
She just ain't know how to close...
Congratulations! it's a girl!
born into this big ol' world.
Gonna be just like her mama,
walkin' 'round creatin drama.
Gonna be just like her daddy,
gonna bump, jump, hump, cum all in the Caddy.
Poor lil baby was born dis way
don't cry girl, it'll be ok.
You just know you'll alwayz have friends.
You'll alwayz have friends called the Ying Yang Twins!
She ain't know how to close
she let 'em skeet, skeet, skeet
on her nose...
Ha! ah yup!
12 years later, I walk in the door
lil shawty & a nigga all on the floor.
Kicked him out & whooped her ass
asked her where her parents at.
I said, "They ain't here?" "They 'posed to."
"They dropped you off?" "They 'posed to."
"They picked you up?" "They 'posed to."
"Well, why you tryna fuck?" "Cuz I want to."
HANH!
Aw naw, it's cuz she ain't know
how to close
she let 'em skeet, skeet, skeet on her nose
Lil shawty was born dat way!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO....so what do ya think? =]
btw, happy halloween.
1 comment:
I can imagine this song being performed by them. This would create controversy but that sells. Good job.
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