yeah yeah i know....

ok! so....*smacks teeth*....so, i know it's been a while.

haven't "blogged" my thoughts, opinions, sayings and what not since like 10/11 days ago, but ummm bear wit me. i be doin junk so you know how that goes.

anywho! for those that didn't know, my name is JuiCe. could go by JuiCey to a selected few. *wink* lol...hi, nice to meet you. a few things you should know about yours truly:

1.) i am allergic to bullshit.

2.) if you lie to me, i'll jump on your ass like a spider monkey.

3.) i use fucking curse words like 75% of the damn time....by the way, whoever said that these particular words were curse words? i'm goin to look that shit up on wikipedia in a bit, lol...

4.) stupidity is a one way ticket to my ass. so have your lips puckered and ready!

5.) i like long walks on the beach, lol...just kidding. i actually HATE the beach. =

6.) truth.com meets truth.net. i <3 Cooley!!!!!!!

7.) sarcasm plays a small role in my life....can't ya tell?

8.) why am i typing this shit? this ain't myspace...

fuck that. *logs out*